Today I literally just sat back and thought to myself “holy cow I am overwhelmed“… between working, the holidays, mommin’, blogging and how far I am behind, the little amount of shopping I’ve done, the wedding I’ve done nothing to plan, the Christmas cards that haven’t been made [nevermind sent out]… and the list goes on!
So what do I do when I need to lighten up? Who the heck knows! Walks don’t work for me, baths don’t work for me, music or reading.. nothing because I’ll just focus on the never ending list of things I have to do (total flaw, I’m a crazy worry wort) but that’s okay.
I decided to lighten the mood instead of ranting to you guys about just how stressed I am because you guys are all living the dream too! Insert laughing hysterically emoji… I am going to share 5 weird things about me that only my family and few close friends probably know about me… hopefully this will give you a little break from holiday/ life chaos and lighten your mood …if it needs to be lightened!
1.After watching the Kardashians which is my total guilty please, I will talk like Kortney for hours. I literally swear that I don’t even know I am doing it.. I just enter the world of zero expression and go into straight monotone like a pro.
2. I pronounce words with a hard “r” that sometimes don’t even have an “r” in the name… for instance instead of the word “saw” I’ll pronounce it “sar”.. strange I know!
3. I will only drink milk/chocolate milk out of a plastic cup and there has to be ice in it. 199% not sure why, but this is the way I like it and cannot even fathom drinking milk out of an actual glass.
4. When it comes to hard candy, even throw lozenges I chew them immediately out of fear from choking. Which really makes it pointless to even have the hard candy because I’m pretty sure they are meant to last longer than .2 seconds!
5. I cannot have anyone stand behind me and converse. If I sense that someone will be walking behind me or is standing behind me and talking I have to move. I get chills from people speaking literally behind my back so I avoid it any chance I can.
There are far too many strange things that I do but for the time it took me to write these ones I was atleast relaxed. So it worked!!
Off to watch The Kardashians before bed so I can wake up full Kortney. Until next time folks!
[[Side note if anyone reads this and wants to help me decide which gift guide to do this week I am between children + stocking stuffers for her]]